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Day
1: Alan |
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Can
you describe Cancun in one word?
“If there’s a word to describe
it, it would have to be ‘insane.’
The hotel is beautiful, it’s so
big, and it’s right there on the
beach, big ol’ view, it’s
real pretty. So just the hotel alone is
insane. And then, the amount of freedom
that we have…I don’t know
how to describe it, but I love it.”
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How
wild was it?
“Last night
we hit club Coco Bongo and it was a wild
scene. They had this little balcony type
thing over everybody over the dance floor,
and there’s like two or three girls
from the house up there shaking it. One
was in her bra, and they had like sweat
dripping down ‘em and onto the crowd
and the music was pumping. There were
a bunch of lights and fog machines and
it was packed wall to wall. But I’m
not sure that was the most outrageous.
In Cancun, the next moment is pretty much
going to be the most outrageous moment.”
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And
the theme for today is...
“For
me the theme of the day is boobies. I’ve
seen quite a few bare boobs. A lot of
flashing going on. We had beads today
like at Mardi Gras. We were up in this
little VIP dancing area… and everybody
wants beads.” |
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Fashion
statements and faux pas:
“Except
for the bare boobies, it seems like an
Abercrombie and Fitch crowd. Very trendy.
Everybody seems to have their own kind
of fashion, and I seem to have no fashion
whatsoever. Casey, last night at the club,
was wearing some kind of European outfit.
I think he’s a model or something,
He knows the most about fashion, or whatever.
He looked, you know, very British.” |
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Pissed
on, but not pissed off:
“Sarah
got bit by a Jellyfish, and a couple of
guys took turns peeing in cups and pouring
it on her knee. Good Lord, it was disgusting.
Somebody said, pee makes jellyfish stings
not hurt so bad.” |
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Skank
you very much:
“Fletch
started using the word Skank as a noun,
verb and adjective in any and all places
you can in a sentence. If a girl is walking
down the street, he’ll say she’s
skanking down the street if she
looks particularly good. It’s a
positive thing. Check out that skanky
skank, skanking across the beach.” |
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Coolest
guy, hottest girl?
“Paul
has a way with girls. He’s very
good at picking ‘em up. He doesn’t
use pickup lines. He’s real laid
back and there’s something about
him that girls really like. He’s
my new god.
“Basically
every girl here in Cancun is really attractive.
They could be wearing rags for all I care.
As for the girls in our house, I’d
say it’s either Sarah or Amber.
And Sarah has fake boobs, so I’m
gonna have to go with Amber.” |
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It's
called a warning shot:
“Oh
yeah, I had a shot of Tequila today.”
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