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Day
3: Alan |
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Party
out of bounds
“You know how
I don’t drink? Well, Sunday, I had a shot.
And Monday, I had a couple shots, and I think
I got a little carried away. I don’t really
remember a lot of Monday.”
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But
you recall showering with three hot girls:
“Yeah, I remember that part of Monday.
I don’t remember how I got there. Somehow
they got me to take a whole bunch of shots--I
think it was because they were doing body shots.
Anytime there was a girl who wanted to do a
body shot, I was up for it. After I downed a
couple, I don’t know why, but I felt really,
really attractive. So any girl that was there
I was hitting on. Eventually I got a little
harem of girls, one thing led to another and
I got ‘em up into my shower. After the
shower, I passed out in bed.” |
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Now
about that Hot Body contest:
“Someone
just grabbed me and said, ‘Hey Alan, you’re
in a contest.’ They put me in this pink
Speedo, and we had to go out and flaunt it around.
It was me, Matt and Jeremy, and two other guys.
Somebody started chanting “Alan, Alan,
Alan.” People voted by applause on who
they thought was the best looking, or who they
thought made the biggest ass of themselves,
and what do you know, I win. I was really surprised
when I won because the other guys are like the
meathead-hunk type of guys who work out all
the time. I won $150. Honestly, I’d do
it again. Even if I was sober.” |
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Winner
of the day/Loser of the day:
“Like
I said, I can’t really remember.”
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Going
With the (Over) Flow:
“So far,
I’ve just been going with ‘if it
feels good do it.’ And if you get drunk,
a lot of things you can do easier because everything
feels good. I’m trying to steer clear
of Brittany and all them [the serious party
people], to avoid being in a situation when
I get home to my girlfriend that I can’t
get myself out of. |
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So
Brittany’s the wild child?
“She’s really really wild and she’s
really really sweet. And on top of that, she
is the hottest girl I have seen this entire
trip. She’s so beautiful. And somebody
that combination is very, very dangerous. When
she’s sober, she’s like the girl
next door. She studies a lot, wears glasses,
she just seems like every church girl that I’ve
ever met. But every club we go to, she drinks
and dances like crazy. She’ll flash the
crowd; she always wears that g-string type stuff.
And she doesn’t do normal dances, she
hops on you and straddles you. You feel like
you need a contraceptive just to go dancing
with her.” |
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The
(shot) glass Is half full…:
“Being sober and being around drunk people,
well, a lot of drunk people look like idiots.
But then being drunk and being around sober
people, sober people really just seem way too
uptight. They act like they’re better
than you.”
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